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i made a new friend on the plane

tylartylartylar: ohhforgetit: binbons: unfreshing: ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black still the best post on tumblr this just needs to grace my blog again How have I never had the fortune of seeing this. IM PEEING

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When you tell your crush that you like them:

expectations: But this is his face in reality

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Me: Mom, i'm not hungr-
Mom: Eat. there are children in africa
Me: But that doesn't even effec-
Mom: Children in Africa
Me: I'm not-
Mom: Africa

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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok

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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god

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mom: what are you doing on the computer
me: talking to strangers online and reading gay fanfiction
mom: what?
me: i'm on facebook

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When you're texting someone and they don't reply... →

theannoyingskwid: ITS OKAY MAYBE THEY’RE JUST BUSY. THEY’LL GET BACK TO ME SOON. I HOPE. 30 minutes later… What the fuck are they doing. 4 hours later… THEY HATE ME OMG. Right before you’re about to sleep and they still haven’t responded MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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When girls at my school complain about having... →

theannoyingskwid: They’re like: I’m just sitting here like: MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →

theannoyingskwid: MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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"What time is it?" "There is a clock right there."... →

theannoyingskwid: MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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I'm not sure who dances worst . . . →

theannoyingskwid: OR MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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When someone is telling a lie to you and you... →

theannoyingskwid: MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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When I start singing a song and people join in. →

theannoyingskwid: Did I invite you? MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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student: 
me: whoops